One of the gems of the world is Dayana Mendoza.  Cute as fuck, smile that melts, eyes that make you lease a BMW 7-series for her while you continue driving your 1998 Hyundai Elantra with plastic spinners.  Dayana Mendoza will be the only reason why I will watch the next season of Apprentice very attentively on mute.  Anyway, this woman is hott as fuck and your girl’s still a slob.  Kind regards.

Good job, Asics and Ronnie Fieg, great choice in “product distraction”.  Anyway, Bibiana Julian is cute as damn hell.  She could wear worn down neon orange LA Gears and I would be impressed.  She can rock flip-flops or whatever her cute-faced heart desired, who the fuck would care.  I’m so amped now to : 1. go back to Miami soon, 2. soon chill at the Puerto Rican and Dominican day parade coming up in NYC, 3. go out and talk to some drunk chicks right now.

So we have two types of girls.  Type one, the girl you don’t really care for, but tolerate her mediocre and irritating conversations merely because she’s cute as hell.  Type two, the girl that’s so cool, cute, and “wifey-ish” that on the second date, you instantly turn into a lil’ bitch, want her to move into your place, and open a joint checking account with her.  Paula Patton is type two.  She is majority of the reason why I hate Robin Thicke.  Someone in Hollywood-land needs to hook this female up with some more roles.  Stay pure Paula, keep far away from Lindsey Lohan & Company.

Kaskade & Deadmau5 VS. Michael Woods – Move For First Aid

Hater – someone who’s not smashing Brooklyn Decker and not appreciative of Andy Roddick’s past tennis talent, but instead consistently enjoys pointing out that Andy Roddick currently sucks ass just to be spiteful and because Andy is smashing Brooklyn Decker.

The rest of the world and I ≥ Hater .

The state budget is in shambles, highest unemployment and foreclosures in the United States, etc etc.  So why would you go to Cali?  The answer is above and that is only one of the many, many similar answers contained in the ,”who gives a shit that the state is falling apart, we got hot ass weather and surfer chicks”, state of California.  I think what California needs is group / alliance of hott Cali girls ruling the state with an iron fist.  Think about it, dudes in the Assembly wouldn’t be able to argue or say no against a pretty smile, they could cut all types of unnecessary services and would leave everyone defenseless against “the smile”.  Get shit done.  Plus, anything would be better than the Terminator.  Whatever the case, Primitive LA is using this model for an upcoming line and provided a sample photo-shoot of bad ass Alexis Lopez.  If I must repeat to make this point clear, chick is fucking bad ass.  Viva Latin America.

So I just finished watching the world’s crappiest, piece of extremely liquefied diarrhea also know as Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time.  As you can already have assumed from my overly wordy preceding sentence, Netflix will be getting this blu ray in 18 pieces.  To the point, the one thing ill about this movie was Gemma Arterton.  I literally watched the Miami Heat and Boston Celtics game on my Mac and kept my TV on mute just to see this chick’s sexy ass face.  This chick has the sickest “serious” face but then pop an equivalently sexy ass “I’m going to give you all the contents of my checking account” smile.  Gemma YES, Prince of Persia NO.