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first to call it – lebron james is on the new york knicks

7
July
2010

 

Well, here’s my reasoning -

Jared Dudley – tweeted that his source just informed him that Lebron is announcing that he is signing with the New York Knicks at tomorrow’s press conference.

Amare and Melo have been talking to Bron about coming to the Knicks, with Melo possibly considering a move to the Knicks.

MSG  pushed Lady Gaga’s performance to Friday night, it was Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday.

Miami doesn’t have the cap room to give Bron the max since they have Bosh and Wade.

Chicago will no longer have a chance in getting Bron since they lost out on Wade.

Nets- well they’re in New Jersey, enough said.

Cleveland – didn’t land anyone decent to prop up the team to “Bron” standards.

I would like to take this time now to cordially welcome Lebron James to the New York Knicks.

And congratulate the Knicks managment on a job well done on signing Lebron effing James.

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delonte west is smashing lebron’s mom

28
May
2010

So within one of my many evening conversations about basketball,  I find out that there’s a rumor of Delonte West nailing the coffin to “Bron Bron” peacing from the crappy ass Cavs,  him nailing BronBron’s mom.  I just can’t believe that this ugly mother freaker is actually doing this.  This beastly ass dude can bang out any gold digging hooker chick, but chooses to disrespect his peoples and smashes their fam?   Hey Clevland, if BronBron is out, it’s purely cause scrub ass Delonte West.  Good luck Cleveland, good luck.  Welcome to New York, BronBron.  Don’t worry, your mom is safe here, our players prefer high priced strippers or Madonna’s driveway sized vagina.

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life is good when you’re rafael nadal and sweating on million dollar watches

28
May
2010

This dude, Rafael Nadal, played the freaking French Open with a $525,000.00 watch on.  Now most people’s reactions were mostly negative, but I gotta give this dude some credit for having balls and not really giving a fuck about trashing up a half a mill watch.  The watch is pretty classy too, not really worth $525,000.00, in my opinion.  I need to chill with dudes that don’t care about half-a-mill, so I can enjoy their disregard for money and pay some bills.  In addition, imagine the tail that this dude gets. FUCK.

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yeah and Mayweather wins again – full fight video

3
May
2010

I know it’s old news, but I found a pretty nice quality version of the whole fight, so I had to post it.  Anyway, Mosley wasn’t doing too bad for the first rounds, but then as usual Money comes back and finishes the job.

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Fordham’s baseball team, known for their great gymnastics program

22
April
2010

Holy dinkleberries, now that’s how you win an effing baseball game.  This kid did a freaking front flip and landed on top of home plate.   I wish MLB games were this entertaining and not the usual, boring as hell.  Good job kid.

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Holy shit, Antonio Cromartie has seven kids

5
March
2010

Wow, so being a Jets fan, I’ve been passed the news that we just traded our 3rd (possible 2nd) round for Antonio Cromartie. Now I could talk about how this might help the Jets and their passing defense, but I won’t. Something more interesting than talking about some gay ass stats, this dude has fucking 7 kids from 5 different chicks. I can almost guarantee that this dude is effing driving a Ford Taurus. The most, a Taurus SHO. But damn dude, I would’ve thought you would want to have some dough for yourself and not pay for the consequences of having sex with random chicks. I don’t even want to imagine how much this dude is paying. And yeah you better be fucking sick on the Jets.

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