So it seems, Boston and it’s crappy referees have had a dandy ol’ time with our divine and majestic Knicks.  Yeah, welcome to MSG bitches.  Anyway, the Jordan brand is soon to release “player exclusive”, whatever the fuck player exclusive means, Jordan Spizikes.  Don’t know how much, but let’s hope for Jordan’s sake they release these suckers for the public soon or our buddies on Canal Street will do it for them instead.  Go New York go New York go.

VIA Hypebeast

So a day passes.  A day after being ear-raped by Fergie’s awesomely you-definitely-have-an-adam’s-apple voice for the SuperBowl halftime show, I definitely felt things we’re going down hill from here on.  No more football, cold ass weather, Egyptians killing shit, fat chicks not staying in the bicycle lane and walking all over the place, etc etc; things looked beyond bleak.  Then.  Then Nike releases this super bad-ass jacket for Troy Polamalu.  True, Steelers lost, true.  BUT, who cares about winning some trophy when you can rock a sick ass Nike Destroyer jacket to commemorate your loss, or in this case, a win, for cool ass-ness.  I don’t have to do much explaining of what the jacket is made of and all that jibber jabber because these pictures do most of the talking, but I do know you can’t exactly buy Polamalu’s jacket, but you can make your own for around 300 beans USD.  Whatever, I’m down.

check out Nike Sportswear 21 Mercer to see Polamalu’s jacket

Pictures VIA freshnessmag

http://www.freshnessmag.com/2011/02/06/nike-sportswear-destroy-with-speed-custom-super-bowl-xlv-destroyer-jacket/

Natalie Portman Rap: a SNL Digital Short (Unensored) from Starworks Artists on Vimeo.

Natalie Portman Rap: a SNL Digital Short (Unensored) from Starworks Artists on Vimeo.

Photos courtesy of Brian Synder of Reuters and Winslow Townson of AP Photo.

Now convince me why you wouldn’t want to play for Miami.  The formula was simple, have hot ass team cheerleaders and nice ass weather, and in return, get star players to play for your team.  Simple.  Anyway, today’s Lebron reunion is going to be insane.  Filled with fanatically angry Cleveland fans, general LeBreezy haters, and other talk-shit critics who are going to be meticulously watching or attending the game, praying for slip ups.  You got this, do your thing LeBreezy. 

TNT channel @ 8PM 12/02/2010

So per Deadspin.com, washed-up, garbage can quarterback Brett Favre has decided to send pictures of his dick to sexy hoe Jenn Sterger.  First off, I would like to take this time out to express my deepest condolences and sympathy to Jenn and her family.  The trama of seeing a dinosaur’s fossilized dick is not easy to bear.  Second, not getting hit on by a hot shot and young quarterback and instead getting a half ass, never retiring joker, can be a stab at a pretty female’s ego and self-esteem.  My advice to you my dear if you want to get that “ideal” quarterback, 1. get drunk at all team press events 2. wear less clothes 3. go to all player’s family events and hook up with them in the 2 car garage when no one’s looking. 4.  Become a homewrecker if player is married, if he has kids, buy his kids drugs, so they won’t rat you out.  5. Stay away from worthless quarterbacks such as Brett Favre.  These my queen are the keys to your success.  You’re Welcome.