“as a society we are promoting betrayal, violence, bullying and promiscuity.” 

- frederick r. bedell jr. from glen oaks village, in today’s metro nyc newspaper letters column

The good ol’ days of lead gas leaking, smog polluting, and killing madd shit trucks; how I dearly miss you.  Even though I actually wasn’t born in the 70′s and was just merely a sperm, just looking at these pictures, you can see the rawness and the true truck-ness bleeding out of the pictures.  No bitch ass emissions, no bitch ass beeping reverse sounds or cameras, no rear passenger family entertainment dvd shit thing, etc etc.  Unfortunately after all these years, all these trucks probably look like rusted pieces of shit now, so i’m just going to stick to wanting a “bitch ass” 2011 Range Rover HSE Supercharged instead.

So as you can see the MTA is this big fucking joke.  These bullshitters are cutting Long Island Bus now, cutting NYCT trains, increasing already jacked up fares, etc etc.  The picture above is a semi complete list of why (the real list is much longer, with at least 1,000+ positions).  A lot of the operations dudes, such as conductors, drivers, and repairmen are essential staff, so we can’t really get that mad at these guys.  The solution to fix that problem: cap overtime, hire more staff, reduce pension payouts (well try to).  BUT then we come to the administrative jokers who do jack shit but rape NYC with super-inflated pay for under-deserving work.  True these jokers don’t get overtime, but they get paid to do work 15% of the day and have mediocre responsibilities. MTA is an organization that will have 45 managers, staff, or analysts making $100,000+ just to move a garbage can from one room to another.  Of course, it’s an exaggeration, but you can understand my point.  You say, how does he know this?  Well recently I took a trip to MTA headquarters and witnessed first-hand, people just hanging out, playing with their phones, napping, and EVEN playing Playstation PSP in the open.  Plus, there are plenty of current employees on the internet and talking to other forms of media, from many different depots and locations, who can vouch that there is way too many redundant responsibility directors and VPs, way too much nepotism and waste, way too little oversight and real audits, etc..  So jokers, you want a solution, DUMP and Consolidate the managerial administration staff and their responsibilities, keep lower to mid level “under 90 grand” admin staff  and promote them at a much lesser pay rate, hire more operations staff and cap all overtime, pay pensions based on base salary rate, and do NOT include overtime in pension calculations. And if these joker ass time-wasters have a problem, tell them to go fuck themselves, go fight with the hard-working people who pay half their checks to pay for your bullshit jobs.  Those poor dudes make $40,000 to bust ass.  THE CITY OF NEW YORK DOES NOT OWE YOU SHIT.

[Above list is from MTA 2009 payroll provided courtesy of seethroughny.net via The Freedom of Information Act, thanks]

ALL INFORMATION IS PUBLIC INFORMATION INCLUDING FULL NAMES.

Holy shit, this dude “rough talked” sasquatch away from his dogs.  Plus, as you watch the video, observe the picture he draws of “sasquatch”, it’s a picture of homeless old dude who’s looking to play with some dogs.  Then you have the police force shutting down roads and shit, I’m guessing this is the biggest investigation they’ve ever had,  beside investigating the local Hooters and other fine food establishments.  This country dude needs to get to a NASCAR event or a job at Walmart ASAP.

Thanks guys.  Can’t wait to have some shrimp scampi.

Ahhhh, how do cops always find ways to make themselves look retarded in front of hundreds of cameras and cell phones. Plus, it kind of sucks that he’s surrounded by a massive crowd of people, so talk about a tense freaking situation.  The video doesn’t show anything before this got out of hand, so who knows what the chicks were doing, but according to the news he was patrolling for “jaywalkers”. Why the fuck is this dude busting people for jaywalking?  Whatever, he could’ve easily took care of the situation without looking like a clown on camera.  Called for some backup, pushed the pink chick away, nice and calm.  I guess this dude is going to be processing and filing parking tickets for a long while.  Good job douche.

I’m so freaking sick and tired of these motherfreakers and they’re double standards.  If this stereotyping ass commercial was made using a bunch of black dudes or any other ethnic group, people would be burning shit.  But since it’s a bunch of Indian dudes, we should be all happy and dandy and accept it as merely an innocent ass joke.  “Hey it’s a joke”, Hey STFU you racist pieces of shit at Metro PCS.  Unfortunately, asian peeps are a bunch of pussy ass punk bitches, and me ranting won’t really matter.  Eff it, i’m gonna be the first to bitch about this on record.  Join me if you want.

Check out this article from Good about the word, “Dude”.  Wow, This whole time i’ve been calling my people dandy ass doofus’.  Even though the article states that the definition of “dude” evolved, I think i’m gonna stick to the definition from the 1800s.  It’s much funnier. 

Here’s the link – http://www.good.is/post/the-history-of-the-dude/