VIA AutoBlog

So, cute chick.  Bentley. Ferrari. Mercedes. Aston Martin.  They crash.  Well, not into each other, but the supposedly cute chick crashes her, supposedly her, 3 ton Bentley into a group of parked cars, causing over 50 to 100 grand in damages.  Side note, take a close look at the top picture, the story is that the chick is with 2 other chicks.  BUT upon closer verification, I see a female in the rear seat, a female driving, and then front passenger, hmmm what the. The most endangered of the endangered shit, a whale who had just been stranded/beached.  So simple, cause of accident has been determined, driver chick in her generosity as a subdued and humble, Bentley-driving conservationist, was trying to save a sea mammal. The beach was already too mean to the creature, so the conservationist was simply going to utilize the casino’s pool and massive amounts of crab cakes or chicken teriyaki as a temporary relief instead of dumping her back into the ocean.  So proud of you girl, people helping people/beasts.

VIA Daily Mail UK

Sidenote – I’m not worried about the kid, kid has ok driving skills with the R8.  Good start to driving, I guess.  But, fuck letting my kid or anyone actually touch my 150 g Audi.  Anyway, your dad is dumb as fuck.