One of the gems of the world is Dayana Mendoza.  Cute as fuck, smile that melts, eyes that make you lease a BMW 7-series for her while you continue driving your 1998 Hyundai Elantra with plastic spinners.  Dayana Mendoza will be the only reason why I will watch the next season of Apprentice very attentively on mute.  Anyway, this woman is hott as fuck and your girl’s still a slob.  Kind regards.

Good job, Asics and Ronnie Fieg, great choice in “product distraction”.  Anyway, Bibiana Julian is cute as damn hell.  She could wear worn down neon orange LA Gears and I would be impressed.  She can rock flip-flops or whatever her cute-faced heart desired, who the fuck would care.  I’m so amped now to : 1. go back to Miami soon, 2. soon chill at the Puerto Rican and Dominican day parade coming up in NYC, 3. go out and talk to some drunk chicks right now.

So we have two types of girls.  Type one, the girl you don’t really care for, but tolerate her mediocre and irritating conversations merely because she’s cute as hell.  Type two, the girl that’s so cool, cute, and “wifey-ish” that on the second date, you instantly turn into a lil’ bitch, want her to move into your place, and open a joint checking account with her.  Paula Patton is type two.  She is majority of the reason why I hate Robin Thicke.  Someone in Hollywood-land needs to hook this female up with some more roles.  Stay pure Paula, keep far away from Lindsey Lohan & Company.

Kaskade & Deadmau5 VS. Michael Woods – Move For First Aid

Lord of the Rings kind of made the mid-evel times look dorky and shit.  Then came Game of Thrones, which came packaged with Emilia Clarke, and now the mid-evel times is cool as fuck.  The former (Lord of the Rings), made me never want to go back to that time period, with all their pedophile-looking wizards, acne-covered pro-activ resistant midgets, giant eyeballs on tower shits, and other crazy shit like that.  The latter (Game of Thrones), makes the setting much more UniquePiss.com oriented, which includes killing random shit with swords and then hooking up with smoking hott light blondes. Plus, no flirting, no buying, no woo-ing, no hearing stories about the co-worker she hates, just kill shit and make out. Simple. That is, the good life.