SKIP TO AROUND 2:00 MINUTES

Nowadays, it seems that kids just get older so much faster.  I still remember being a whiny bitch ass kid who just played Sega or SNES and basketball with homeys from around the way.  A few fights here and there and then getting my ass whupped unmercilessly by my mom,  but so it seems, kids have really stepped up their game.  Fuck playing video games or team sports, kids are now storing 8-balls of coke in between their bookshelves, hiding guns in their pillows and jewelry boxes, assassinating rival politicians, hiding Iraqi weapons of mass destruction, blowing up unjustly priced Chucky Cheeses and shit, not sharing their decent quality cocaine with their older brothers, etc etc.  Much thanks to Senator Eric Adams, for exposing real everyday issues to New Yorkers.  Screw wasting time on the budget and health care, those bullshit ass issues.

UNDERCITY from Andrew Wonder on Vimeo.

UNDERCITY from Andrew Wonder on Vimeo.

http://www.undercity.org/

VIA slamxhype.com

Now convince me why you wouldn’t want to play for Miami.  The formula was simple, have hot ass team cheerleaders and nice ass weather, and in return, get star players to play for your team.  Simple.  Anyway, today’s Lebron reunion is going to be insane.  Filled with fanatically angry Cleveland fans, general LeBreezy haters, and other talk-shit critics who are going to be meticulously watching or attending the game, praying for slip ups.  You got this, do your thing LeBreezy. 

TNT channel @ 8PM 12/02/2010

You make films such as these when you become the man like Kayne and do massive amounts of really good shit.  And if you don’t know what “really good shit” is, then you’re a fucking dumb goat.  Be warned, this film is around 34 minutes long, if I must say, interesting shit and really a piece of art on video.  Plus perfect timing, now that I can’t watch Fox 5 NY thanks to having damn Cablevision.

So how is it that rich kids always fuck shit up?  These kids have not a worry in the world, have a struggle-less path to the top, if they choose to take it.  BUT, they end up doing crack, killing themselves, robbing Sephoras, making horrible music videos, putting their ass’ on internet video, etc etc.  WTF, give these kids a million and they snort it all up their nose, give me a million and I give you ROI of 20%.  Let’s hope Montana Fishburne is somewhat skilled at her new job and has health insurance.