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So we have two types of girls.  Type one, the girl you don’t really care for, but tolerate her mediocre and irritating conversations merely because she’s cute as hell.  Type two, the girl that’s so cool, cute, and “wifey-ish” that on the second date, you instantly turn into a lil’ bitch, want her to move into your place, and open a joint checking account with her.  Paula Patton is type two.  She is majority of the reason why I hate Robin Thicke.  Someone in Hollywood-land needs to hook this female up with some more roles.  Stay pure Paula, keep far away from Lindsey Lohan & Company.

Lord of the Rings kind of made the mid-evel times look dorky and shit.  Then came Game of Thrones, which came packaged with Emilia Clarke, and now the mid-evel times is cool as fuck.  The former (Lord of the Rings), made me never want to go back to that time period, with all their pedophile-looking wizards, acne-covered pro-activ resistant midgets, giant eyeballs on tower shits, and other crazy shit like that.  The latter (Game of Thrones), makes the setting much more UniquePiss.com oriented, which includes killing random shit with swords and then hooking up with smoking hott light blondes. Plus, no flirting, no buying, no woo-ing, no hearing stories about the co-worker she hates, just kill shit and make out. Simple. That is, the good life.